You may be a fundamentalist atheist if…. 
25 December 2003 12:02am
3638 posts
  [ Ignore ]

Bit of fluff for today…

I got a kick out of this list of reasons why You may be a fundamentalist atheist if....

eg.

#136 You pontificate about the Bible as if you are an expert in theology, textual criticism, ancient languages & cultures and much more besides, when your knowledge of the Bible is just cut and paste from atheist discussion lists which cut and paste it from atheist websites which cut and paste it from embarrassingly unscholarly rantings by the likes of Messer’s Freke & Gandy and Acharya S., etc.

Haha where’s :evilgrin: when you need it? ;)

   
25 December 2003 10:19am
315 posts
  [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]

LOL! 

I particularly liked (well, a whole bunch of them really but especially) number 49: 

Any scholar who believes in a historical Jesus must be a theist. If they are an atheist, then they must secretly want to be a theist.

and 97:

You believe that Christianity discriminates, because you have to join their religion in order to be a member of their religion.

he he

SJK.