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Museum of Idolatry
04 December 2008 11:49pm
349 posts
  [ Ignore ]   [ # 151 ]
Leigh Hardwick - 04 December 2008 07:03 PM
Eric Henry Wynter Best - 04 December 2008 02:10 AM
Leigh Hardwick - 03 December 2008 11:33 PM

You’re right Eric, but sometimes it is better to stay apart, lest you give permission to the your enemies’ transgressions!

Thanks, Leigh. Very wise advice. In the words of the newly discovered Secret Gospel of Proverbs: ‘Yea, verily, t’would be far better to eat one’s own toenail clippings than to give permission to thine enemies’ transgressions!’

Gross dude!

I’ll say! Fragments of this long lost gospel were found written on the back of a discarded chewing gum wrap. I humbly confess, it was I who made the discovery. It was when I was seeking for answers. I had discovered that contrary to what I had always believed since childhood, my parents were not celibate, but had engaged in sexual relations, the result of which was a boy, who, wieredly bore the same name as I. Well, that sent me on a search for this mysterious stranger. I explored museums, and I was convinced that Salvador Dali knew the answer and was trying to communicate it in his art. I even drank beer to see if it could unlock the secret in my unconscious while I deciphered the messages on drink coasters that were the wrong way round. Yet still I could not find this descendent of my parents’ dark desire. And then, the other day, I was followed down the street by this Anglican vicar, but he wasn’t black - he was all ... white!

Scary stuff. Still, the search continues…

   
06 December 2008 10:15am
135 posts
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Dali? Takes me back to a very agitating time at school…

   
   
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