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I wouldn’t move to Midsomer to save my life… mind you, it’s ideal if you want to take one.
Have you noticed how all of these guys, and Poirrot tend to be catalysts for yet more death?
I wouldn’t have them or Miss marple anywhere near my place or kin!

It’s a bit like the journo in the 70’s TV series “The Night Stalker”. Everywhere he went homicidal spooks or ghouls of some sort or another managed to manifest. He’d really bum out a party just by turning up and having some evil gremlin arrive in time to disembowel the host.

Kevin Goddard - 20 September 2008 09:54 AM

Owen Atkins - 20 September 2008 09:33 AM

Mind you, I keep thinking “If any police force had this many serial killers in their district then they’d be best to shoot the lot and start over....”

Although not serial killers, there are still plenty of murderers lurking in Midsomer as well. Perhaps it’s something to do with fluoride being in the water - or not - as the case may be.

Fluoride! Yes! Fluoride’s to blame!

The dentist was telling me just yesterday that fluoride was toxic stuff. She was telling me to beware of feeding it to my daughters, make sure they spit it out etc.

But you don’t need to talk to me about that. The people out there are polluting our precious bodily fluids (Dr Strangelove ref, seeing as how this is Bughunt).

Gordon Cheng - 21 September 2008 01:33 AM

But you don’t need to talk to me about that. The people out there are polluting our precious bodily fluids (Dr Strangelove ref, seeing as how this is Bughunt).

You’re up late ‘General Jack D. Ripper’ - then again, so am I ( just got home ).

Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water ?

Kevin Goddard - 21 September 2008 01:51 AM

Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water ?

Exactly what I was trying to say, Kevin!!

“Dr Strangelove” - the original source of all modern day conspiracy theories !

“Dr Strangelove” - the original source of all modern day conspiracy theories !

Yeah right! That’s a diversionary theory started by the Illuminati who are actually a front for the Masons, who are really controlled by the Catholics, who are ultimately answerable (OK, the Jesuits- but they really control the RC Church) to a secret Rhodes scholars organisation, who are a Jewish front for a Sunni organisation that actually belongs to an order of the Templars who are really Hashishin who are actually Gnostics .......................... er.....

Did you deliberately leave out mentioning The Club of Rome ? Why, Owen, why ? ( < “ suddenly thinks suspicious conspiratorial thoughts of Owen “ > )

Also, don’t forget that Dr Strangelove prohetically warned us all about the coming globalisation octopus reaching into every corner of the globe :

Colonel “Bat” Guano:
“You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.”

On this thread in this Thread;
I watched Conspiracy Theory a couple of days ago.
For a change I liked Julia Roberts. Loved the movie.

I am also the proud owner of Heroes Season 2

Oh yeah!

Just watched Thank you for Smoking the other day;

Nick Naylor: My point is that you have to think for yourself. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it?
[Children say no]
Nick Naylor: Exactly! So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.

very very very funny