[quote author="Scott Blackwell"]OK, so having followed that link, hands up all those who vote Dani the “Queen of Odd-ball & Tangential Thread De-railment?”

*sticks hand up*

Not that there’s anything wrong with that… :)

BTW, for anyone else who was having bad thoughts because of a certain word in the last post, check here ;)

Glenn

[quote author="Glenn"]BTW, for anyone else who was having bad thoughts because of a certain word in the last post, check here ;)

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Thanks Glenn, I thought she was being voted the Queen of Powdered Tangerine Flavoured Beverages
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Well if it’s thread derailment then we’d better call up Kat- that’s her domain, right! :)

And Scott, you became a christian the year I was born!

[quote author="Bec"]Well if it’s thread derailment then we’d better call up Kat- that’s her domain, right! :)

Bwahahaha..  I think we have a new King (queen?) of the one liners :)

did someone say derailment? day to take a sickie i think… I’m glad i’m not working on Monday and Tuesday… fares go up this Sunday :)

Bec Wrote:

And Scott, you became a christian the year I was born!

Oh! Thank you so much for letting me know that, Bec!  I’ll just hobble off into the corner and watch my cobwebs grow!
Perhaps you might like to pour some lemon juice into this recent paper cut on my finger too!

Glenn wrote

BTW, for anyone else who was having bad thoughts because of a certain word in the last post, check here ;)

What the...??????  What bad thoughts???

Scott wrote:

Glenn wrote:

BTW, for anyone else who was having bad thoughts because of a certain word in the last post, check here ;)

What the...?????? What bad thoughts???

Just take it as I did, Scott - be quietly pleased that your mind obviously works nothing like Glenn’s.

Just take it as I did, Scott - be quietly pleased that your mind obviously works nothing like Glenn’s

It took me a whole 5 minutes of applying my mind to work out what he could possibly be speaking of… and even now I’m not sure I picked it right ;)

It comes from a combination of a slightly demented mind, lack of sleep due to screaming child & misreading the word.

Never mind, nothing to see here ;)

Glenn

Introduction thread

I am DEFINITELY the last one to notice this topic.

Hi , I’m Lydia. I am an incredibly youthful looking 44 year old from beautiful Mudgee (ex Wollongong).

Loves: Husband Fred (lawyer but OK), children Vaughan (18 - at music college in Sydney), Ellen (16 - in Year 11) and James (12 - aiming to be Wallabies captain in 2015)

Reads: Dickens, any 19thcent stuff really esp Wilkie Collins, very complicated murder yarns (eg recent Reginald Hill Dalziel & Pascoe stuff), plus lots of kids books as I am a children’s librarian (its a tough job but someone’s got to do it!)

Watches: Not much! I like Coen brothers movies and David Mamet. Weakness for BBC period dramas, Red Dwarf and Blackadder. What is Race Around the World?

Lives: On 25 acres with orchard, cows, donkeys, cats, dogs, cockatoo, chooks and very eccentric neighbours plus GUEST COTTAGE (very basic) if anyone fancies a weeknd in the vineyards.

Became a Christian after marrying one - naughty Fred - thankyou God! Run a very chaotic youth group for kids aged 10-12 and a recently begun apologetics training course for adults (pray for this one folks!!!).

Thanks for all your posts - its good to catch up with the big wide world with you!

Lydia

PS Scott B. neglected to tell you that he once set his beard on fire in a vain attempt to impress a woman (in his pre-Debbie days) and that he is a dab hand at telling rude jokes after a glass or two of Mudgee red.

Now you just watch it Lydia!

Or I’ll tell them about the wasps nests in your guest cottage, and about your Mills and Boon authorship aspirations!

I am guilty in my pre christian days of doing a semi monty dance wrapped in rolls of toilet paper that was set alight. ( I nearly set a hall on fire as well as my self one time using single ply no thrills paper)
please note pre Christian days. And was well known for playin gthe bagpipes on furry pussy cats.

But Scott setting you beard on fire -

PLEASE TELL!!!!

craig

Introduction thread

Yes its true I did think of writing a Mills and Boon in order to make a squillion (for ministry purposes), but that was before I had actually read one.
The wasps have gone!
Craig, thanks so much for the toilet paper story. It has made my 12 year old’s day!

Lydia

Craig,

It is a story that can only be properly told in person… thank you soooo much, LYDIA!!!

Ok.

Way too much information.