[quote author="Revelation 9:1-3"]And the fifth angel blew his trumpet, and I saw a star fallen from heaven to earth, and he was given the key to the shaft of the bottomless pit. He opened the shaft of the bottomless pit, and from the shaft rose smoke like the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened with the smoke from the shaft. Then from the smoke came locusts on the earth, and they were given power like the power of scorpions of the earth.

Just been reading this SMH article

Maybe we should tell the people at The Rapture Index ;)

Re: The End Times Cometh

[quote author="Adam Gregory"]Maybe we should tell the people at The Rapture Index ;)

Hmm, we should certainly tell them something..  “Get a life” seems appropriate..

Some of the categories are hilarious.  I can see how say a sighting of the 4 horsemen might be a giveaway, but where does the Bible say that “Oil Supply/Price” is an indicator of the “end times”?  or “Drug abuse” (?) “Leadership” (??) or “The Peace Process” (????).  Tee Hee.  I shall be far more aware of my surroundings from now on.  After all, I love a good conspiracy :)

My favourite sign of the Rapture was

#32 Mark of the Beast:
The push to replace bar codes product labels with radio tags
has upgraded this category.

but to compensate:

34 The Antichrist: 
The lack of activity has downgraded this category.

Phew.  luckily the AntiChrist appears to be taking some time off.

<edit> Yet Bush is clearly mentioned in:

09 Debt and Trade:
President Bush is planning budget cuts to lower the deficit.

*shrug*
</edit>

lol! I’m glad I can count on you guys to let us know when the end is nigh. So much so I’ve prepared this sign to let everyone know:

http://www.anglicanmedia.com.au/files/misc/end-is-nigh-sign.jpg

hehe ;)