OH which to choose, which to choose.....so many pitches, so few letters....
Why not:
“Malachi, the Messenger” - {panning up to enormous huge carved wooden doors several stories high half open} he’ll deliver news no other man has dared deliver: that God is back, he ain’t happy and he’s slamming the temple doors. {doors slam excruciatingly loudly} It’s no mean message to deliver, but it means a message of deliverance {panning back wider and wider to then see the doors off their hinges with blazing fire engulfing them}
Personally I think Mal 1:10 is one of the best verses - it really underscores just how much we cheat God to his face and just how tolerant God is of that sort of behaviour.
But, brilliant as my ideas may be, as I live in Perth [*deep sigh of resignation*] I suspect I too will be ineligible for tickets given that I am in all reality further away from Sydney than michael is in London and Mike is in America somewhere, and even further from the 21st century than ever (even though they did vote in daylight savings time last weekend! Yay! Some sanity at last!) I miss Sydney, but I am enjoying going to a great biblcal church in perth, Western Suburbs Community Bible Church www.wscbc.org.au